Youl like to think you are in control of your perceptions and decisions. The idea that you have been manipulated into buying something is distasteful. Yet it happens constantly. Because you are Human.

In fact, the very things that makes you Human – empathy, emotion, and exhaustion to name a few – give those who are unscrupulous, desperate, or egotistical an edge when it comes to distorting your thoughts and judgments.

There are few absolutes in life. In advertising and politics, however, the World is often presented as yes or no, black or white, good or bad, for or against.

Your mind is most comfortable with the simplicity in which it is easy to pick one brand or political party over another because the choice is presented as uncomplicated and clear

 By distorting the complexities of a situation into an either/or equation, the choice feels simpler and easier.

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Affordable prices, money-back guarantee

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No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary
No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money
Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately
Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final
Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available
Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply

So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation
With our friendly, professional staff. Our experienced and
Knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a
Selection that’s just right for you and just right for your budget

And say, don’t forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe
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No purchase necessary. It’s our way of saying thank you

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Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. It’s our way of
Saying thank you

Actually, it’s our way of saying ‘Bend over just a little farther
So we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit
Deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit deeper, you miserable
No-good dumbass fucking consumer!