No matter how close a man may get to his grave, he will always be interested in a hot young 20-somethings.

Multiple studies suggest the key to a long and prosperous life is not eating beets and drinking sad green juices all the time, but rather something much more enjoyable – dating younger women.

Older men who date younger women live longer and are in better health.

If you are a single guy who is getting on in years, you might want to consider hooking up with a hot, young, millennial girlfriend. It is for your health, only for your health.

Men are often (unsurprisingly) into women in their twenties, no matter the man’s age. Younger women have the beauty accompanied by an innocence that old men seek.

And the need for a young hottie only stretches a man’s idea of an acceptable age difference as he gets older.

The old dude who chases after women who are young enough to be his daughter, or even his granddaughter … like Hugh Hefner and his wife. And his other wife. And all his girlfriends.

Younger women are universally hot and love to give massages (while they are naked), apply medicinal cremes and ointments to you (while they are naked), and are masters at cleaning your ears and cutting your hair (while they are naked) and want sex all the time.

Sex is awesome and if you are dating a nymphomaniac, you should, you could make sex the most important thing. It is for your health, only for your health.